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"Momerly Contered"=Momentarilly Contained
(a new drunk word)
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"I have never in my lyre tyfe" BB 6/1/03
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"It's Dr's time, I feel a headache comin on!"
Bob 6/3/03
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"Show me Love"..said as I fell off the barstool
TZ 6/03
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"If your looking for sympathy, it's between
shit and syphatis in the dictionary" Mike F. 6/16/03
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"I'm nuts, maybe if I got some drugs it'd
make me normal again." Brad 6/24/03
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"You should have shookin earlier" Mike 7/01/03
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"Turn off sheryl Crow and Kid Rock OR I will
shoot you with my inter-galactic space modulator!" Rita 7/9/03
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"Take my age, subtract it in half and I'd
still be old enough to drink!" Mike B. 7/14/03
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"Then my brother got born and fuck up everything!"
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"Assholeish-ish" Mark 7/30/03
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"I started drinkin, but had to stop to get
dressed"
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"I was here then I wasn't. I don't remember
when I left, but I'm pretty sre I had a good time"
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"Look, there's a wolf"- "That's not a wolf,
it's got floppy spots and ears!"
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"I'm gonna have my after beer drink"=I'm going
to have my after work drink.
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"CRI Disease=Cranial Rectal Inversion" MikeF
8/15/03
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Sex after 60 is like shooting pool with a
rope!" MikeF
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"I'm the only one who understands me. I have
my own dictionary"
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I am "being haved" as to behaving" 9/3/03
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"OK now I'm making a never here list. I sign
you up, you are never here!" Rita 9-9-03
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"You want me to just charge you full price
and leave me alone."
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"I thought I had it fingered out."
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"This bar is worse than making love-you can
leave it or loose it." Lurch
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"OK this is my last one...Sarah's said the
last three times."
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"I told that fucker not to come home last
nite but he did" Sarah G. 9/22/03
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"The only thing that I'm going to lose is
the Toin Coss." Mike B. 9/28/03
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"My thumbs weren't were they were suppose
to go!" Marissa 10/20/03
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"I'm gonna pass on this one" A.J. 11/19/03
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Mountain Dew don't foaze."=(foam&fizz)
Jen 11/23/03
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"I slept with his mother's wife" Mike B 12/03/03
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"My films out of camera" Jen's 21st
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"Speaking of restaurant going-can I ask for
someone" MikeB "Yes you can ask for them pasifically" Sarah G
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"I'm gonna tattoo a ruler on my thigh so guys
can't LIE!" Amanda 12/11/03
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"My eyes are getting fogey" Carrie 1/20/04
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"I come down here and get all types of fucked
up"
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Austin 1/26/04
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"Went home and fixed myself a nice basgettie"
Doc Rivers 1/26/04
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"I've got a two year Fucking Degree" Brett
1/20/04
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"Three bucks a crack, you get begs and achen"
MikeB 2/29/04
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"I can't a-fucking afford that" MikeB 2/29/04
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"You won't serve me just cuz I'm BALD"
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"Someone kicked me out, don't remember who?!?"
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"You shouldn't smoke, you need big lungs to
hold up your boobs"
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"Fucking Idiots get me hooked on these" (Scotty
talking to Brett bout a drink) Scotty 10/26/04
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"My lucks so bad, when my ship comes in, I
will be at the airport" Annie 10/20/04
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Spoken in an instant-"Son of a crap!" Rob
12/14/03
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"Are you going to puke?" answer "Not yet,
I'm not there yeat, but thanks!" Becca day after bday..12/21/04
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"It's not that I don't care, I just don't
want to waste my energy giving a shit!" Sarah 1/28/05
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"I'm my own kid" Baron 2/4/05
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"After years of Jim Beam & smokin a pack
n a half of marbas a day, I'm lucky to still taste pussy!" Adam 2/27/05
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"Hey you can't drive a broat all....did I
just say broat?" Rich 3/16/05
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"Cut the schizzorz" Tara 5/21/05
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"Kari is three sheets to the wind, are my
sheets bleached?" Mary S 5/22/05
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"Mary say's its ok to have another beer" Tara
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"Mary said it's ok if you grow a beard?" Kari
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"Fuckin A you weinie I always tip!!"
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"Got fucked, got pregnant, fucked everything
up" Meghans friend told her 6/21/07
